鸡眼康(共10篇)

鸡眼康（一）:

20个英语笑话爆笑超短

Q: What"s the difference between a monk ey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea ca n"t have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直 接的想到它们俩是一大一小。但除此之外呢， 那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不 能有猴子。这个答案很有意思吧？
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定 会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他 会更生气。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有 “鸡眼”的意思。

鸡眼康（二）:

英语翻译
我现在需要做一张英文的表格:
大概有如下栏目,
(1).物料编号 (2).产品名称 (3).颜色 (4).数量 (5).单价 (6).调色费 (7).合计金额
(8).兰色 (9).10毫米胶鸡眼
唉,我都不知道哪个回答的是最好的了,有些我都看不懂

我经常整理报价单时,就要用到这些
1.Part No.（P/N)
2.Product name
3.Color
4.QTY
5.U/P（Unit Price）
6.Mix-colors cost
7.Total Amount
8.Blue
9.10mm Plastic Eyelet(胶鸡眼就是类似垫圈的东西)

鸡眼康（三）:

corn（玉米）--是不是不可数名词

Corn在表示玉米时是不可数名字.例如：“买一些爆玉米花”是：buy some pop corn,或者buy some popcorn,而不是pop corns或popcorns.
在表示鸡眼时是可数名词.

鸡眼康（四）:

英语笑话或小短文50-100

英语笑话（一）
Q: What"s the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can"t have monkeys.
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子.这个答案很有意思吧?
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的玉米或是谷物,他肯定会生气的；而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼,他会更生气.Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”,也有“鸡眼”的意思.
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因为snail（蜗牛）的后背上总是背着一所房子,所以说蜗牛是世界上最强壮的生物是不足为奇的.你说呢?
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces这个短语,你可千万别以为是在钟表厂工作的人整天都做鬼脸呀!因为除了这个意思以外,它还可以从字面上解释为制造钟面.
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎样才能不让梦游者（sleepwalker）梦游（walk in his sleep）呢?最简单的方法就是不让他睡觉.虽然这不是治疗方法,但如果让梦游者醒着呢,他的确就不会去梦游了.
英语笑话（二）
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody. What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一个大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人.
-- 他真是一个大人物.干什么的?
-- 墓地守墓人.
英语笑话（三）
Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.
At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."
它们是从美国直接带来的
一位中国老妇人在美国看望女儿回来不久,到一家市银行存女儿送给她的美元.在银行柜台,银行职员认真检查了每一张钞票,看是否有假.
这种做法让老妇人很不耐烦,最后实在忍耐不住说：“相信我,先生,也请你相信这些钞票.这都是真正的美元,它们是从美国直接带来的.”
英语笑话（四）my little dog can"t read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It"s no use, my little dog can"t read.
我的狗不识字
布朗夫人：哦,
亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人：没有用的,我的小狗不认识字.”
英语笑话（五）Bring me the winner
-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I"m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员,
这个龙虾只有一只爪.
-- 对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了.
-- 哦, 那给我那个打赢的吧.
英语笑话（六）The mean man"s party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You"re not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
吝啬鬼请客
一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了.他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说：“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃.门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开.”
“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
“你的双手得拿礼物啊.天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答.
英语笑话（七）Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年轻者”
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告.如果你只有65岁的话,
千万别进退休社区.因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了.每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧.”
英语笑话（八）Which woman?
One evening I drove my husband"s car to the shopping mall.
On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
My husband looked up and said, "Mom"s here?"
哪一位女人?
一天晚上我开着丈夫的车去购物,回来后发现车身沾满灰尘,于是擦洗了一阵.当我终于走进屋里时大声喊：“世界上最爱你的女人刚擦洗了你的车灯和挡风玻璃.”
我丈夫抬头看了看,说：“妈妈来了?”
英语笑话（九）The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what"s wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I"ve just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I"m an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
医生住在楼下
“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道.
“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病.”
他从头到脚打量打量她,然后大声说：“太太,我有三件事要对你说.第一,您的体重需要减少大约50磅；第二,如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红,您的美貌将会改变.第三,我是一位画家——医生住在楼下.”
英语笑话（十）One Engine Left
A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certainly reach London with the three we have left. Unfortunately, we will arrive an hour late as a r esult."
Shortly thereafter, the passengers heard the captain"s voice again, "Guess what, folks. We just lost our third engine, but please be assured we can fly with only one. We will now arrive in London three hours late."
At this point, one passenger became furious. "For Pete"s sake," he shouted, "If we lose another engine, we"ll be up here all night!"
只剩一个引擎
一架747客机正在跨越大西洋时,喇叭里传来了机长的声音：“旅客们请注意,我们的四个引擎中有一个丢失了.但剩下的三个引擎会把我们带到伦敦的.只是我们要因此晚到一小时 .” 过了一会儿,旅客们又听到机长的声音：“各位,你们猜怎么啦 ?我们刚又掉了第三个引擎.但请你们相信好了.只有一个引擎我们也能飞,但要晚三个小时了.” 正在这时,一位乘客非常气愤地说：“看在上帝的份上,如果我们再掉一个引擎,我们就要整夜都要呆在天上了.”

鸡眼康（五）:

英语翻译
我现在要做一张英文表格,麻烦各位帮我翻译一下以下的一些英语,还有懂英语的帮我推荐一下,看谁翻译得最好了,我有些看不懂,
1．物料编号
2．产品名称
3．颜色
4．数量
5．单价
6．调色费
7．合计金额
8．兰色
9．10毫米胶鸡眼【鸡眼康】

1．物料编号
2．产品名称
3．颜色
4．数量
5．单价
6．调色费
7．合计金额
8．兰色
9．10毫米胶鸡眼
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回答 共 1 条
1.stock number 2.product range 3.color 4.quantity 5.unit price 6.mixes colors spends 7.sum total amount 8.blue color the 9.10 millimeter rubber chicken eye

鸡眼康（六）:

月相和天气的关系
要一个周期的月相变化几天气状况,和论文1000字左右

观月相 识天气
根据气象部门的预测,未来几日天气情况还不错,以多云为主.刚刚过去的中秋节适逢阴天,因为月亮的缺席,许多人颇感遗憾.其实,很多时候,只要抬头看看夜空中是否有月亮、月亮的形状怎样,我们就能自己预测天气的阴晴了.月亮是离地球最近的天体,是围绕地球运转的唯一的天然卫星,它在绕地球运转的时候,会出现不同的
形状,这叫月相,形状取决于从地球上所能看见太阳照射月亮部分的大小,月亮跟天气有着密切的关系.
谚语云：“月生鸡眼天气变”.天上虽没有云,却见月身紧裹几圈小光环,形似“鸡眼”,这表明空气湿度开始增大,有利于雨云生成,而随着天空展布着丝状的卷云或薄纱般的卷层云,月亮周围映出视角半径较大的晕圈,表示高空水汽、冰晶继续增多,天气开始转坏.
还有一句谚语：“月明星稀天气好”.此时大气清朗干爽稳定,透明度高,尤其是在秋季,表明天气晴好.
当您在茶余饭后散步的时候,如果天空有月亮的话,不妨试着看月识一下天气,这样既可以领略大自然赋予我们的美丽月色,又可探知天气的变化.一举两得,岂不乐哉!

鸡眼康（七）:

作文：0的七十二变

在我眼里“0”就像孙悟空一样,会七十二变,变小是汉字句号,披上黑衣是英语句号,残疾了就是英语字母“Q”,长肚挤眼则就是“O”加“0”……
　　变小的“O”
　　“O”变小可就成句号了,那可是写作是的小宝贝.一次考试,有一道题目是把“江南的风景难道不美吗?”这句话改成陈述句,我改完句子却粗心的把这个小宝贝——句号给忘了,结果我那道题应得的二分又长翅膀飞走了,我我心中万分懊悔,从此我知道它是多么的重要,我再也没忘记句号.
　　披上黑衣的“O”
　　“O”披上黑衣就又变成了英语的句号.可我往往粗心把他带到汉语王国中.有一次写作,我写完全部作文就休息去了,可等作文发下来,我的作文中竟然出现了一个异族——红红的-0.5分,我愤怒地想：“是哪一个字让我得分长翅膀了!”我一看,原来是句号被披上了黑衣.从此我谨慎的给它换衣,不再让它闯进异族.
　　“O”长肚鸡眼了
　　一次,老师让我们画鸡蛋,我认认真真的在纸上画了一个大鸡蛋.可由于我的笔不小心在鸡蛋中间跑了一圈,我没发现,就拿着给老师看.考试看后哭笑不得,说：“呦,你的鸡蛋怎么还有肚鸡眼?”我看后大吃一惊.
　　……
　　看来在粗心的我手中,“O”的七十二变法总是不能变到位,于是,我暗下决心,一定要用心一些,让“O”能够充分发挥它七十二变的功能,为人类提供更好的服务!

鸡眼康（八）:

碳酸钠属于哪种类型的食品添加剂?

碳酸钠,俗名苏打、纯碱、洗涤碱,化学式：Na2CO3,普通情况下为白色粉末,为强电解质.密度为2.532g/cm3,熔点为851°C,易溶于水,具有盐的通性.
用途
　　是重要的化工原料之一,用于制化学品、清洗剂、洗涤剂、也用于照相术和制医药品.　　绝大部分用于工业,一小部分为民用.在工业用纯碱中,主要是轻工、建材、化学工业,约占2/3；其次是冶金、纺织、石油、国防、医药及其它工业.玻璃工业是纯碱的最大消费部门,每吨玻璃消耗纯碱0.2吨.化学工业用于制水玻璃、重铬酸钠、硝酸钠、氟化钠、小苏打、硼砂、磷酸三钠等.冶金工业用作冶炼助熔剂、选矿用浮选剂,炼钢和炼锑用作脱硫剂.印染工业用作软水剂.制革工业用于原料皮的脱脂、中和铬鞣革和提高铬鞣液碱度.还用于生产合成洗涤剂添加剂三聚磷酸钠和其他磷酸钠盐等.食用级纯碱用于生产味精、面食等.　　【禁配物】强酸、铝、氟!
编辑本段健康危害
　　本品具有弱刺激性和弱腐蚀性.直接接触可引起皮肤和眼灼伤.生产中吸入其粉尘和烟雾可引起呼吸道刺激和结膜炎,还可有鼻粘膜溃疡、萎缩及鼻中隔穿孔.长时间接触本品溶液可发生湿疹、皮炎、鸡眼状溃疡和皮肤松弛.接触本品的作业工人呼吸器官疾病发病率升高.误服可造成消化道灼伤、粘膜糜烂、出血和休克.
燃爆危险
　　本品不燃,具腐蚀性、刺激性.【鸡眼康】

鸡眼康（九）:

英语翻译
attached to the tension sensor and another end is fixed on the
eyelet.The yarn segment between the guide-eye and eyelet
forms a ballooning curve while the eyelet is rotating and this
segment is defined as the yarn-length in the balloon.The
yarn-length in the balloon increases while the arm,on which
the tension sensor is fixed,moves downward (Figure 2).When
the arm goes to the lower limit,the yarn-length between
guide-eye and eyelet reaches the “maximum” value.The
yarn-length in balloon decreases while the arm moves upward
until it reaches the upper limit.The arm speed is set at 200
mm/min.When the eyelet starts rotating,the yarn segment
between the guide-eye and rotating eyelet will form a
ballooning curve and generate tension in the ballooning
yarn.The tension signal at the guide-eye is digitised by the
computer data acquisition system.
Materials
We have used three different types of yarns with various
counts and hairiness for the experiments.Therefore,we can
examine the effects of yarn thickness and hairiness on the
yarn tension.Table 1 gives the details of the yarn characteristics.
For the hairiness results listed in Table 1,we tested the
yarns at a speed of 400 m/min for a minimum of 3.5 minutes
(or 1,400 m of yarn length) using the Uster Tester 4.
For yarn tension measurement,we ‘spun’ the yarns at
different ‘twisting’ speeds on the ballooning rig,with the
balloon height varying from 120 mm to 360 mm.We
measured the yarn rotating speed with a digital tachometer
during the tests,and used a digital camera with video
capability to capture the balloon shape.
Results and Discussion
Effects of Yarn-length in Balloon on Balloon Shape
Figure 3 shows the effect of yarn-length in balloon,for the
70.1 tex two-fold wool yarn,on the balloon shapes at a
balloon height of 300 mm and a rotating speed of 4200 rpm.
When the ratio of yarn-length in balloon to balloon-height
(Rl/h) is 1.03,1.10,1.20,1.35 and 1.65,the balloon has 1,2,
3,4 and 5 loops respectively.
When the yarn-length in balloon is close to the “minimum”
value of (where h is the balloon height and a is the
ring radius),the balloon is almost in the axial plane (a plane
that contains ballooning yarn and passes the centre line of
the balloon rig),as shown in Figure 3(a).When the yarnlength
in balloon is increased,the axial plane will twist some
radians due to the air drag on the ballooning yarn and yarn
hairs.For ease of statement,we call the twist angle of the
ballooning yarn at the rotating eyelet relative to the guideeye
as the offset-angle [radian].Figures 3(a)-(e) correspond
to an offset-angle of around 0.4π,1.5π,2.5π,3.3π and 4.4π,
respectively.As the yarn-length in balloon is continuously
increased,the offset-angle increases further,and then the
yarn in the balloon will usually form knots and break at the
rotating speed under consideration.

张力传感器连接到另一端上,并固定
鸡眼.之间的指南,眼睛和网眼纱段
形成了一个气球曲线,而小孔,这是旋转
部分被定义为纱线长度在气球.该
纱线长度在气球上升,而手臂,上
张力传感器是固定的,向下移动（图2）.何时
手臂去下限,纱线长度之间
引导眼和鸡眼达到“最大”的价值.该
纱线长度的减小,在气球的手臂向上移动
直到达到上限.手臂速度设定为200
毫米/分钟.当小孔开始旋转,纱线段
指导之间的眼和旋转会形成一个小孔
曲线和气球膨胀产生的紧张局势
纱.在指导眼紧张的信号被数字化的
计算机数据采集系统.
物料
我们使用三种不同类型的各种纱线
计数和毛羽的试验.因此,我们可以
审议关于对纱线毛羽的影响及厚度
纱线张力.表1给出了纱线特性的细节.
对于毛羽表1所列的结果,我们测试了
纱线在400米/分的速度最低的3.5分钟
（或纱线长度1400米）利用乌斯特仪4.
对于纱线张力测量,我们"纺"在纱线
不同的"扭曲"的速度在不断膨胀的钻机,与
气球不同高度从120毫米到360毫米.我们
测量纱线旋转速度与数字转速表
在测试过程中,使用视频和数码相机
捕捉能力,气球的形状.
结果与讨论
在气球上的影响气球形状的纱线长度
图3显示在气球的纱线长度的作用,因为
70.1 tex的2倍,羊毛纱的气球,在一个形状
气球高度为300毫米,4200转的转速.
当纱线长度的比例在气球气球的高度
（汤顿/小时）为1.03,1.10,1.20,1.35和1.65,气球有1,2,
三,分别为4和5环.
当纱线在气球长度接近“最低”
值（其中H是高度,一个气球是
环半径）,气球是（几乎在一个平面轴面
包含气球纱和线传递中心
气球钻机）,如图3（a）所示.当yarnlength
在气球的增加,将扭转一些轴面
由于弧度气球上的空气阻力纱线及纱线
毛发.为了便于说明,我们称之为捻角
乘坐热气球在旋转网眼纱相对guideeye
为抵消角[弧度].图3（1） - （五）对应
到抵消角左右0.4π,1.5π,2.5π,3.3π和4.4π,
分别.由于纱线在气球长度不断
增加,抵消角度进一步提高,然后
在气球纱通常会在海里,打破
正在审议的旋转速度.

鸡眼康（十）:

什么东西含胡萝卜素最多

富含胡萝卜素食品有：胡萝卜,黄绿蔬菜,蛋类,黄色水果,菠菜,豌豆苗,红心甜薯,青椒,鱼肝油,动物肝脏,牛奶,乳制品,奶油. 　　
胡萝卜
含胡萝卜素原料前十位（每100克）的食品分别是：螺旋藻（干）（38810 微克）；辣椒粉（18740 微克）；鸡眼草（12600 微克） ；枸杞子（9750 微克）；柑杞（9750 微克）；豆瓣菜（9550 微克）；野苋菜（7510 微克） ；蒲公英（7350 微克）；西兰花（7210 微克）；冬寒菜（6950 微克）

鸡眼康(共10篇)

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